Ever since the dawn of time humanity has strived to better itself, from the invention of the wheel to the humble ball point pen. Some men change the world by selling Apples in all sorts of shapes and sizes others by selling Windows. Some wish to find god in an accelerator or create the worlds first self igniting flatulence.
Why there was even an Hippo who took an Apricot, a Guava and a Mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The Rhino said, “I know we’ll call it Um Bongo.”
But, was this the drink to rule all drinks? The drink that would vanquish thirst for ever? Alas no……
Oh sweet Um Bongo, how I miss thy divine beauty, thou heavenly taste. You were truly the Ambrosia the Gods did talk off. As perfect as the waters from the fountain of youth, but without the fountain…… or the mystical youth giving qualities, but you were mine…MINE!!!! How I miss thee.
I feel I must leave now as it is becoming far too painful to carry on. Enjoy the Tech, may you find all that you seek….
Except Um Bongo….UM BONGOOOOOO ARGHHHHHHH.
Till next time…
The voice has spoken.
Introduction kindly written by Adrian from The Voice from the Abyss.
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Mr Charles Onion Smythe here again! Last week I spoke to you about creating your first video post aka ‘facing the fear’ and now I am back with ‘How to upload and edit a video using Windows Live Movie Maker’
So you have recorded your first video ey? First thing’s first- upload it to your computer!
Open Windows Live Movie Maker and you’ll be greeted with this…